partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
(via dumpsterfetus)
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
(Source: teenagesophiebennett, via fagg0ts-st4y-nagging)
